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Like are you seriously going to act like you never wanted them in the first place? Haha. I watched this guy get shut down at the campus bar last year and he bragged to his guys, “Whatever, she was an ugly bitch anyway.” Like, yo dude, you were trying to sleep with her ten seconds ago but go ahead and massage that damaged ego.
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brotips:

Like are you seriously going to act like you never wanted them in the first place? Haha. I watched this guy get shut down at the campus bar last year and he bragged to his guys, “Whatever, she was an ugly bitch anyway.” Like, yo dude, you were trying to sleep with her ten seconds ago but go ahead and massage that damaged ego.

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